EDIT: I MISSED OUT PUTTING ANIKI'S ICON IN THIS JOURNAL SO BECAUSE ALL THE ICONS ARE AT THE BOTTOM, I'LL PUT HERS AT THE FRONT? WHAT? LOGIC? YES.

Because it seems no one really reads these, I tend to find them too bothersome. Too time consuming. Too useless. Too spammy. Too...hey I kind of want some weird mystery meat now. Oh god, and just now I asked Mr.Wikipedia for some useless information on the meat and just now I found this out: THERE'S A SPAM MUSEUM
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IS IT WRONG THAT I KIND OF WANT TO GO THERE? I really really want to take a picture next to those pig statues.

But back to the subject at hand (_{hahaha that expression kind of makes me laugh.}), I figured maybe if I post a really long and rambling journal entry about my life, someone might read it? IMPOSSIBLE. OR IS IT? Think of this as a science experiment - and if you just read that line, it means you're officially my test subject now. I own you all. Bwahahaha. Win.

Aw shiz, now I just know someone's going to comment on this journal and quote something I said in here and say "that was total fail" - I CAN HEAR THE VOICES NOW. STOP IT. NO. SHUT UP.

Wow, rambling in a journal is way harder than I thought. I really can't think of anything to say. And my hands are getting cold by typing. It's so cold in my house. But in a few days, I think I'm gonna be somewhere even colder and OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. I feel every paragraph in this ends with me yelling at myself. Is that a bad or a good habit? I don't expect any of you guys to answer the questions lying around this journal.

Maybe I'll just type this journal alllll dayyyy and see how long I can make it. Is there a character limit to these things? I've seen some pretty huge journals though. I wonder if someone ever spent like 5 hours typing up a journal and then their computer was all like "lol too many words -deletes half of them-" I love computers. really. truly.

Oh, let's see. What did my friends talk about in their journals? I bet you've read about the snow here where we live. Everyone at school was kinda hyped up about it but this one girl in my math class was all like "Oh, come on. ___ number of inches is mediocre in Chicago" WELL NOT WHERE WE LIVE SO DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO SAY THAT. Obviously, she's not as easily impressed by snow as the rest of the student population.

My friends keep saying "Snowwww~ Snowww~" to me VIA chat. It's like the only thing that comes out of their mouths. I feel like I'm surrounded by people singing the same song. A chorus of angels. But tell me, how come they're so happy about the snow but they're inside the house, wasting time on the computer?

Btw, am I the only one who seriously misses summer? Snow is pretty. But bawwwwwwwwww, I like the weather warm.

I bought snow boots yesterday, along with everyone else in this area. The stores were way crowded - oh god you should've seen the grocery. Thankfully, I was wearing my Taekwondo uniform when we were at the grocery so the crowd kind of parted for my blackbelt. I lied. I kinda wished that happened but instead I ended up continuously hitting people with the shopping basket. ON ACCIDENT. ACCIDENTTTTTTTTTT.

and that old lady. ACCIDENTTTTTTTT.

I addressed my dad as "Father" throughout that shopping trip and tried to use as many big words as possible just to make people think I'm weird. AS IF THE MARTIAL ARTS UNIFORM DIDN'T SCREAM ENOUGH. No, but it was fun.

The other day, I realized I quite suck at remembering sequences of numbers. I can't even remember my own phone number let alone anyone else's. And I only remember my home number because my kindergarten teacher ingrained it into my head. And I can't remember my locker numbers eitherrrrrrr. And I suck at math. Bawwwww~~

Actually I've been using "~"s a lot recently. But probably not the way they're supposed to be used. When I try to google the "~" character, it's like it's nonexistant because google thinks THAT NOTHING'S THERE. The poor, ignored "~" I don't even know it's name. tilde? hahaha now I've got the wikipedia page! okay! [link]

"The tilde is colloquially known as a 'squiggly' by people who do not know its name" hee.

"When used in conversations via email or instant messenger it may be used as a sarcasm mark or, in East Asia, as an extension of the final syllable to produce the same effect as “whyyyyyy” with “why〜〜”"

OH HEY. I WAS USING IT RIGHT. HAHA. TAKE THAT, WORLD.

Isn't it also used as, like, a variable to a word? "How do you say ~ in spanish?" or something. Why does talking about this punctuation make me feel so smart? (SMART. S. M. R. T.) I don't think it's supposed to do that. Don't answer that question. I'll feel dumb if you do.

I love love love ((_{Jukdorok saranghaettneunde wae nae momgwa mameul da jwotnneunde})) the kingdom hearts manga. It's adorable and funny without using jokes about, like, sex or profanity. So I can shove it at small children! Also, I found a volume of the manga lying on top of my bookshelf. AND IT BELONGS TO MR.LIBRARY. WHOOPS. And I'm typing this sentence just so another paragraph doesn't end with capital letters.

Looking back at it, not a whole lot of these paragraphs actually end with capital letters. Weird, I thought there would be way more. OKAY. I'M GONNA END THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PARAGRAPH WITH CAPITAL LETTERS. JUST TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

Recently, I've been trying to count sheep to go to sleep. Mainly because I've never actually done it before. It's really hard to stay focused. First I'm watching sheep #18 and then I'm thinking about "Hey the sky was really blue today" or something. Also, my sheep don't "jump" because they're really fat and just thinking of them defying gravity like that makes my head hurt when I'm lying down. Or even when I'm sitting up. I tried to imagine it just now. Ow. Instead, they just kind of walk through the fence or climb over it or go around.

I can only get up to 33 sheep because the 34'th sheep is SO FRIGGEN SLOW (might be a turtle in disguise). But the ninth one moves like the Flash and scares the shiz out of the eighth one. I should name them.

But coming up with 34 good names would be really tough. And I can't give some of them bad names and some of them good names because that would be playing favorites! And maybe the ones with the bad names would revolt! And they'd totally break the fence! And rip up the oddly-blue-tinted grass! And EAT EACH OTHER. Then I'd never be able to sleep!

Wow, this journal is actually longer than I thought. I feel like I was writing about science experiments only a few seconds ago (_{And I feel like I started an earlier paragraph with the word "Wow" too. -scrolls up- Yes. I did. I'm so original. But I'm not changing it now behhhhh})SPEAKING OF SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS. I'm growing beans. In my room. And they're cute. But the rest of my family is like "WTF ARE THESE THINGS"

Hey, at least I'm not growing mold. Did I start an earlier paragraph with "Hey" as well? I think so. Ah. No. I didn't. Darn. Maybe if I run out of things to say, I'll start singing. Now, THAT would be beyond annoying, wouldn't it? hahaha...
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Heyyyy don't bring me downnn

I made that my status on a certain chat engine and one of my friends thought it was some english song. She got so excited at first. Then I broke the news to her. Haha, sorry. No. DBSK, man. DBSK.

...It's so catchy though. I ended up drawing to it. [link]

Recently, I've been getting into Korean bands. But I don't want to talk about them here. Because I'll start rambling like mad and that would be seriously bad for someone who doesn't know wtf I'm talking about.

I feel bad for posting only in my Mangabullet account and not on dA. I love my dA watchers. IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH THAT I RARELY POST? SO I DON'T HAVE TO SPAM YOU WITH CRAP LIKE WHAT'S IN MY MB, RITE? Besides, if I post all that, my favs or views per work would go down and I'm trying to beat , my best friend and eternal rival, in this stuff. Aren't you glad I don't spam you guys with an obnoxious amount of plz accounts? Well, actually, Pyon doesn't do it so much anymore.

Omg, btw, did you know, if you reverse Pyon-chan, it becomes Chanpyon! Which is like "Champion" with a japanese accent! hahaha!

AMAZING.

Then again. I bet looking at a copious amount of text is pretty boring too. Haha. I admire all of you who actually read this far. I didn't think it was possible, but you've done it!

I just copy pasted all that crap onto word to see exactly how much I'd written: three pages! It's a miracle (_{Life couldn't get better~ Hey!})! If there weren't so many mini-blurb/paragraph thingies, grammar errors, and capital letters, this could be a personal essay! A rambling, pointless, was-dropped-on-it's-head essay.

Awwwww, I don't feel like writing anymoreeeee. I need cookies~~

OH MAN. Yesterday, I walked into my history classroom and someone had drawn like 20 pokemon all over the white board. It was amazinggggggg~. And some kid in my class demonstrated that he could name all of the pokemon up there. Everyone was impressed but, man, those were basic skills. I should've announced I can sing the pokerap. Because I so can. Believe it (_{HAHAHA EVERYTIME I SAY THAT LINE IT MAKES ME LAUGH}). When class started, our teacher erased all the pokemon except for Omanyte. When we asked him why he'd spared it, he answered "Because I think he's cute! And he's not in the way" XDD

Omanytes are so moe.

My legs and arms hurt. I think I pushed myself too far in TKD yesterday. Whoops.

I should be doing my homework but instead I ended up agreeing to playing RO with (_{GOD DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HER AVATAR}) lololol AT LEAST PYON DOESN'T KNOW YET. BUT SHE WILL WHEN I POST THIS. AND SHE'LL YELL AT ME. I KNOW IT. Pyon is like my second mom sometimes. But she can say the same thing about me lololol.

Idk when to stop now that I've written this much. Is now good? OH BUT THAT WOULD BE SO ANTICLIMATIC. Then again, being anticlimatic is the style nowadays isn't it? Oh gosh, I can't decide. And I'm not normally the indecisive type. I think is tho. Just on a random note.

I have this bright red scarf. And normally I don't like the color red all that much but wearing it makes me feel so cool because it reminds me of toradora omggggg: [link]

I think I'll stop here- NO IT FEELS SO WRONGGGGGG. AUGHHHHH. WILL I JUST SIT HERE WRITING FOREVER? WILL IT NEVER END? I DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW. MAYBE I SHOULD DRAMATICALLY START YELLING AND CUT IF OFF RIGHT BEFORE I'M ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS ORANGE HAS BE-